claradarrow
“Boredom has driven me to learn the bogo pogo”
 
Age: 28
Height: 5' 7"
Weight:
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Green
 
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Occupation: advisor to evil geniuses
Education: Graduate Degree
Ethnicity: Caucasian pasty
Religion: Jew-ish
Star Sign: Taurus
 
Last great book I read:
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon; Bel Canto by Ann Patchett; Immortality by Milan Kundera; How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young; Personal History by Katharine Graham
Most humbling moment:
Being fired from my first (and only) waitressing job, and realizing that I'm just not a good waitress. And my dad told me I could do anything...
Best or worst lie I've ever told:
We're going to Vermont to get married! (I'm still waiting for the presents)
If I could be anywhere at the moment:
Just got moved here, so I think I will stay a while.
Song or album that puts me in the mood:
Is this where I'm supposed to impress you with my love of obscure bands?
The five items I can't live without:
Public transportation, Milano cookies, a comfortable pair of shoes, my passport, and my nephew.
Fill in the blanks:
sleeping in the nude is sexy;
sleeping in is sexier
In my bedroom, you'll find:
A very comfy bed, work that I have brought home, soft lighting, and a mosquito that I just can't kill...


WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME
I am a dancing fool.
I was on Jeopardy last January.
I can raise my eyebrows individually.
I am deathly afraid of squirrels.
I am a sarcastic optimist.
I like food.

MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR
You are a self righteous leftist who spends your life battling boredom.
You know when to take things seriously (which is, of course, rarely).
You like food, too.